S*O*E* C*E*K R*N*H <- - brain teaser

My eyes are closed, fast asleep... WHOOSH!

"CA-AMP IT'S CA-AMP ", I RAUCOUS ED!

''We have finally reached our destination."

Stoney Creek Ranch!

1: The haunted bike.

1= blah 

2= blaho

3= bli blah

4= blaohi

5= blaa

6= blibloh

7= AUDITORIUM!

8= blabla

Out the mini bikes went, out went the hockey equipment, out went the

haunted bike.

I tried to hop onto the weird looking bike. 

"Ho-ow d-o y-o-u g-e-t o-n t-his!"

I go away from the bike, slowly.

I sprint to a mini bike and

 started peddling hard out!

 I got into some fights with a boy blaming me for everything, I felt shivers down my spine then...

An end portal pops in front of me! Its square and lava's in the middle of the square. I put Eyes Of Ender on the square and that activates the portal and I dive in.

    

I'm in the end! 
NO MORE S*O*E*C*E*K R*N*H

Duck

Quack! Quack!

I'm walking along the road hearing quack!

Calmly I peer around me, I hear it again!

Suddenly I spot a duck circling a drain.

I think why it's circling the drain.
I still went closer to it, but she didn't run away.
Flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap!

I peer down into the drain, I SEE FLUFFY LITTLE DUCKLINGS!!!
Carefully I heave the drain to come up, heave!, HEAVE!
 Slowly it lifted up.
I reach in the drain and put my hand underneath the ducky.

One darts out of my hand, then races two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven!
Their mum hoped up the kerb, some ducky's got up too, but I had to help some.
As they waddle to their mum they pop into the bush and go to home sweet quack!

T igers are an very endangered species of cats!
I n some circuses just one mistake THWACK!!!
G rinding the tigers bones is so cruel! 
E xtinct is the end of tigers if we don't stop.
R are.
S ave the tigers!
!

I could hear silence everywhere. 

Inside I felt afraid.

I saw a small hut with its rotten door partly open.

I slowly walked towards the mossy hut!

"CREAK!" 

Inside the hut, there was a chest, a fencing sword, and a DEAD BODY!

Its legs were completely smashed and it had a crack down its skull but the rest of the bones were still together with some moldy rotten flesh still on it. Definitely it was a skeleton of a human. 

Purple smoke rose up from the skeletons eyes!
It slowly stood up from the mossy wood!
It started walking towards me!
I swept out the door fast as a cheetah with its butt on fire!
I was stuck. suddenly I saw a slide looking thing to the right.
Slowly the skeleton came walking out of the door. 

1: I die in horror.

2: At the risk of death I go down the slide.

*1 "Ghaaah!" It goes back inside and picks up the fencing sword! GHAAAAAAH!!! SLASH! 
THWACK!! POKE! STAB!!!


*2 "Ghaah!" "GERONIMO!!!"
Swiftly I slid down the slide!
The skeleton went down the slide too.
I quickly dodged a sharp pointy rock!
"GHAAAAAAH!!!"
As I look back at the monster, SPLAT!
In a clatter of bones with its head on the rock, its body was still chasing me!
There was a gap about a meter long, magma underneath the melted iron gap.
I make a leap, and I make it across!
"BYE BYE!"
......................................................... KASPLAT!!!

jungle

Glow glow.

The magic key began to glow.

Were in a mossy jungle.

My brother Connor appeared, and we were in an adventure. Vines were all around me and under my feet was grass and vines for me to trip on. 

There was noises from below my feet, It was a  Greenasaur egg!
CR-RACK!
"Mamava."
I step back slowly...
The baby Greenasaur sprints right up to me.
I will have to live with this for now.
"Connor look at this!"
"A baby Greenasaur!" yelled connor.

We walk on through the jungle, Tarzapes swinging through the mossy vines.
 I find some raspberry's and feed the greenasaur!
 It grew!
Oh no its huge.
Glow glow.
The magic key began to glow.
Oh no it shrunk!

TIGER KITTY CATTIN!

"I need a tiger mum!" 

It will make me get heaps of likes on YouTube!

It will ride me to school and not make me be late!

A tiger can protect my house!

Tigers are the  most extraordinary pet in the hole wide world!!!

I believe I will get heaps of likes on You Tube because I will ride on it like a horse. I will definitely get heaps of money! You must be convinced because when you get hundreds of likes you get money.

  I'm sometimes late. It will ride me to school quickly and definitely way more fun. We wont have to waist YOUR money on stupid expensive petrol!

It will scare away the robbers and if they try to sneak through the window the tiger will bite off their head off.It's piercing roar will wake us up and see who's robbing us.

Tigers are the best pet that we ever could have in the hole wide universe!

BAD WOLF

The pig is good. The wolf is bad. The wolf gets an ax and goes and kills the pig that I believe he's the most vicious thing in the world.

He assassinates living things.

Firstly the wolf chops animals tails off to make them scream in pain.The wolf made the woodcutter get in trouble when he didn't actually chop the animals tail. When the woodcutter comes along animals  look at the woodcutter and then look at the animal and animals pounce on the woodcutter and hurt him. you must believe  me hes really bad.

Secondly he puts landmines  on the helpless pigs house door.

The pigs come out side to harvest their corn crops-BOOM! The piggy's were blown up into pork and crackling.

 YUM YUM! :-) There, NOW you must believe me that it is   

EXTREMELY NAUGHTY!, AND BAD.

Lastly the bad bad wolf crushes naans bones at the retirement center. 

It goes like this: cr cr cr cr crack! ccccccccccccccccc crack crack!

He scratches old poor innocent peoples heads off.
He locks grandmas in cupboards to suffocate. you must aggree that the big bad wolf is malicious.

If you wont believe me you might die in pain. The big bad wolf will kill you!

Epic Adventure

Cato and Pigoh are planing an EPIC adventure!
Pigoh is making the cheese burgers and catos packing the tarpolens and strings. Cato says to Pigoh "I don't like burgers!"

''I like cookies!''

Meanwhile...
********o
    --->    Piggy poo        
"I'm gonna change ma background!"
"And do I  really give? no!
I down't!"
"It's the photo with me you and Michael Jackson!"
"Oh yeah, I didn't go to the show."
"WHAT!!!
I SPENT 100 BUCKS FOR ME AND YOU TO GO THERE!!!"
  "I took a photo of me and printed it out of the print2000, And I cut it out and put my roller blades on.I took my normal sized cardboard me and put it in the car, and I tied a string around your paw connected to the normal sized cardboard me."

Later on...

"Pigoh, are u done yet?"
Almost!
"One... More... GERKIN!!!"
"Done! :P"
"Lets go!"
"NO! KING PONGS IN OUR WAY!"
To be continued In a comic!... 

SPY MISSION

"What now!" My spy-pad scan's my eye and logs me in. DING! My name is Secret Agent ...

0010!

I check my messages. Four unread messages. I go into message one and it says Hi dumb dumb! :p...more and MORE! Until I get the fourth message! 

The fourth message said: Five baby birds have gone missing. It happened at Knobohuass Road. 

Finally I'm there! I arrived on my regular vintage pogo stick.

I see oil every where, strange three pronged foot prints, 2 dotty feathers and a small bird skull whith blood on it in a nest. I see another dotty feather. I pick up the feather in the nest and bring it back to base.

I drop the feather in the dna-anator! I get the machine to analyse and tell me what dna it is. IT'S A PEACOCK!   

I get out my spy-pad and I text my boss Czar and emma.

I'VE DONE IT!
Waiting aproval...
Waiting aproal...
DING!
Good job secret agent 0010, you may rest now.

Tuesday

Tuesday night...

In the murky swamp Fallen over logs are in the water, Croaking sounds echoing, the main animals are... Frogs. They have warts on there backs. 

Big slurpy and fat.

''Z Z Z Z-Croak?''

The lilly pad with the frog on it starts to hover over the murky water! 

ZOOM! 

Out of the swamp one bye one, they catch up to the others zooming through the neighbor hood. 

They cannon bomb into a rugby studium. 

Then the birds that were pirching on the goal posts are knocked off and killed by the frogs!

    2 hours later...

They come to a place with Vraals, ghazts, sand beasts, glus, and reeahs.

   There's the Gorl slashing and sliceing and diceing

   through the monsters!

The Gorl is an ferce fighter!
luckly the frogs made it through safely.

Morning strikes.
They fall into the stream looking terrerfied!
They are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo board with there pond.
Next tuesday night...

FLYING PUPPIES!!!

Octobull

What an Octobull looks like? 
An octobull is an octopus and a bull mixed together. It has weak bull legs on it's head. It has suckers that poos out ink that are under its HUMONGOUS tentacles. It has a golden ring pearsed through it's nose. Big golden horns on it's head that makes it look scary. It has blue tentacles hanging off it's face. It walks on it's tentacles. It can fly with it's tentacles. 

Where dose an Octobull live?
It lives in,on...                     ___                   **
                                          /       \                 ** \ 
cloud,   ~~~~~    sea,    __|_____|__    land. __|__
           ~~~~~~
            ~~~~~

When an Octobull flies into the fluffy white clouds it squirts it's ink into the clouds. Some times it turns the clouds into a storm!, Or it could turn the clouds into obsidian stone for it to walk on the clouds.When it is sun set the Octobull goes to get something to eat in the sea. It sucks onto a rock then when it sees a sea cucumber or a moray eel, It flings the rock at the sea cucumber, The grossness comes out and it eats the grossness. On land it has TERRIFYING bull riding contests! When the "bull'' kills the dare devil other dare devils come to try to beat this thing! (they wont even get near to the end of the ride!) Hee hee! It's all ready insane so they don't have to wave a red sheet in front of it. 

                           Predators.                             
The predators are Orca, Mantaray, Basking shark,  Great white shark, Grizzly bear. The Octobull flies into the sky to get away from the predators. 

                              Babies.                   
The babies have no eyes at first, but they grow there eyes. It takes 1 month before there babies have grown there eyes. It looks like they have got human bodies when they are born because they have no fur.            

The octobull will never be extinct because they just fly into the sky to escape predators. They are the emperor of the land, sea, and sky.

"Aaaaahhhhh" I'M SUN BURNT!!! I hop in to the water at Dead island! I see a bone and fish bones and a gooey fish eye! I grab the bone Since I have  the bone I can finaly reach and knock down fleshy co co nuts! 

 I sprinted to the other side of  the BIG laggoon and...  I dive in to the lagoon whoa! Fishys! Rainbow trout! Salmon yumy! I try to catch some salmon. GOTCHA!
 I see a sign saying: zOmbies fishing! ''Emma? what are you doing here?" "I got stranded on this island!'' Emma said. 










''ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU! "AAAAAAAAH!"Emma screamed!'' 

It had blood all over its face as it's guts were splurting out! And we could see its rib cage! "Realy Emma? There harmles!" I exclaimed. "Try and kill it." NO WAY! Emma ranted! ''Then you will die. Or you could use my pocket knife?'' ''FINE! Now I am going to go into the water. SPLASH! ''WHAT THE HECK! 'EMMA THERE'S THIS TIGER FISHY THINGY!!!'' I said in a frightend voice. It twirled for me. It... well... IT SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE WITH ITS TAIL! It felt like the scales were knifes! UH-OH... You probably know what will happen. 














I turned into a zOmbie! Emma sprinted away because she was scared to death.

animal thing

Bob... bob... bob... bob. ''Connor look a dogie in water! ''Lets chase it! ''Hello puppy doggie.'' WOOF-URR-WOOF-URR! ''Huh?'' I went back to my mum to get a ball. But was some thing WRONG with it? All I knew was this THING creeps me out of my mind! ''Or... it was a weird looking seal!''  ''But...'' WOOF+URR=SEOG! ''I went to the seog and threw the ball. ''It slowly limped out of the water then I could see its body! It had floppy flippers and my ball in its mouth. 




''Now THAT makes sense!" It would eat dog food  mixed with fish. ''DROP the ball!'' And it droped the ball '' If you want it?' GO AND GET IT!" I threw the ball over to mum.'' ''It started limping over to mum.'' It went a bit faster.'' And faster like a  chicken.'' And that's how fast it could go. When we were there I said ''mum look what I found.'' WOW!!!'' Should we take it to the vet?... WHINE WHINE WHINE! Its alright its alright. The vet said what do you want it to be? A...doggi-"NO you are not allowed a dog!" "Mum  It has a boxer head! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE!" Mum let us keep it as a dog! The vet inject's the seog with a needle. It turned into a dog and its flippers dissepeared and it grew four legs. It became my pet. 

con cons birthday!

Yaaaawn! (I'm whispering)"I'm going to wake up MUM." WAKE UP MUM!!!!" " NOT now!Mum said. 
So I waited, waited, waited,WAITED! I woke up Connor. "What!" Connor ranted. "I want to play lego lord of the rings" I said. "NO!" he grumbled. "Pretty please! One little turn!" I asked. "FINE!" Connor grumped.
 SUDDENLY... I heard mum get up. "Connor ma ma is up!" What dose that mean... 321 COMPUTER TIME! Fancy pants? NO! Run-droid? Soon. BAD EGGS ONLINE 2? YES!
Use the VORTEX EQULIZER(Its a gun).

So I went to mums room. Can we open Connors birthday presents? "Later!" AW COME ON!!! Oh
blah poo! Two minutes later... Now? No.+No!+NO.+NO!+YE$ CONNOR! Prezies!!! COMING! Okay wha- RIIIIIIIIIP!  

                                                            
                                

clouds

"So how ARE clouds made?"

"I'm going to teach you how to make a cloud." 

"HUH?"   "CLICK!"..."CLICK!"        

He took out this thingy. --() 

It is a... errrrrrrr eeeeh I don't know! The weird thingy is a pole joind onto a loop made out of coper. He keeps it in a birch wood box to keep it safe. 

He is an old    

pa who blows bubbles ... CLOUDS through the cloud making device. When ever some one flushes air into the pole and makes a cloud.The boy goes "piff" The pa pa goes "PPPIIIFFFTTT" 

Pa has a suprising breath! Pa's breath rate is (~~~~~~~~~~~~~)! The boys rate is (~).   

He tries to teach the boy. BUT... will the boy EVER learn? PIFF!... PIFF! PIFF! PI-CLICK!  
Dang it! CRASH!!! The boy was bending it over too much. It was all squashed, out of shape like a blob! The boy bent it into a skate boarding boy. Then pa pa blew through the machine! Magicly the skate boarding boy shape apeered in the clouds.

A unicorn cloud. A kitten cloud. A cheese burger cloud.  
                                                                          
He can make any cloud he wants. That is how  picture clouds are made.
 I wish that this story was true then I could be allowed to make a picture cloud?    

The Library

When the library shuts up at night
 lights are going out at all the houses It's so quiet that a fly can be heard

  Suddenly HONK HONK  to say "clear!"   peeps out from books, the beedy eyes of BABY MONKEY! Hamilton squidlegger, Pigoh, Catoh, Super worm, Gruffalo, Walter the farting dog, Winnie explode out of the books anger because they were in the books to long.   

Baby monkey was rideing through paper,
 Catoh & Pigoh are sailing in the catoh-marang catching pok and fish, Walter was still farting his way out of the book.  Finally they all played catch the pok and ... Pigoh won!!!

The morning comes when the sun brightens up the library. The charecters pounce into the books and Walter didn't get to play because he was to busy farting! 

Guinea pigs!

Do you know what a rodent is? It is an small animal that has 2 teeth that stick out the front of it's mouth. They can be rats, mice, GUINEA PIGS! They  are so cute!
 "Why are they so cute?"


 Do they have pig tails? With pink bow? Nope! There eyes are right on top of it's head. They can be brown, gold, black, white, grey. They have short little legs with paws with three fingers with claws.

"Oh what do guinea pigs eat?" 

They eat THE GOODNESS IN POO! Guinea pigs also eat vegetables. Pellets are a  round food dried for guinea pigs. They are elergik to rhubarb. And apples are a treat.  

Baby guinea pigs. When baby guinea pigs are born they can see. When they are born they are the size of the palm of  your hand. They suck on the mothers ******s for 2 to 3 weeks until they can eat grass.     

What do guinea pigs live in?

They live in hutches. Hutches are mostly triangles. One part is long and it has wires across and down it then  a sheltered part. You need a sheltered bit because guinea pigs hate sun. Just if your going to get an guinea pig DO NOT PUTT PUTT YOUR HUTCH OVER A BUTT-ER CUP OR A POPPIE OTHER WISE... YOUR GUINEA PIG IS DOOMED! Just warning you.

If you read that red mesage you can get one! Guinea pigs are a mind blowing pet. Would you get one now?                                   
      

                              I'm so brave! 

                               The winner!
                 

Door magic

"Bath time," shouted mum. I stop the running bath and hoped in.  I wondered why it was so bumpy. I peered down below me and there was something brown.  Quickly I pulled the plug and as the water drained away I saw a door.  It was rough and all Different type's of woods,birch wood, oak wood, jungle wood, spiky ^^^ pine wood! It was a BIG suprise, IT WAS A DOOR! Wait did I s@y door two times!?!  The water was slowly draining away because of the key hole. That was good because I actuly wanted to look through it so when the water was washed  away I could LOOK in the key hole! So now after the water was gone I peered through the key hole and murmured "White and blue?"  Then ^>!^>SPARK!>z><z>!z>z<! "O...OKAY" I stammered. I looked again... ^z><z>! Then I reached for  thedoor handle I gulped. WAW WAW E E E E E E  O O O O O O O O O O WA SLAM "was that a Wubbox(Its the RAREST monster In the monster UNIVERSE!)" So I opened the door again! BOO ZUKA ZA BOO SHUKA ZA ZA ZA ZA ZA Z SLAM! Grumpere! (a monster worth a thousand diamonds). Then I fully opened the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! THUMP! Yikes that was scary! So I went to explore around  the place. I heard more stuff, stuff, stuff, STUFF EEK! I turned around... Oh it's just a Dragong ( a monster worth 25000 diamonds). After a while the Dragong was still folowing me! "Cool! I've got a pet Dragong!" I found a small cave it had sparkley stuff! I found a pick-axe and rope. I went mining for dimonds 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,1,11,12, 8 Years later........ 2 5 0 0 0! They were BRIGHT green and sparkleing in the dark cave. I went outta the cave by rope. The Dragong was still in th... COOL! It's climbing with it's gongs on its feet! CLANG! CLING! CRASH! Yay were out of the cave. I saw the door straight in front of me! CREAK! I'm back in my bed I saw the door on my bed. I saw the Dragong's gong... CLANG I griped onto it I pulled it out... CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!                                 
It was my own pet Dragong!

Creepy earth island!

Zzz... zzz... z-yawwwwn Hi mum.

WH@T THE where am I?!? Get me outta here! I was sleeping on LAVA! Come on I'm having a look around. I herd a slight echo of music? There were 3 pits of lava. THE MOUNTAIN LOOKED LIKE A FACE! There was a old hut and old mossy steps up to the hut. MY BED WAS SINKING & I WAS STILL ON IT. 321 I wanted to land on the lumpy land surfece. JUMP! YAY! I landed on the land. I had to be cerefull because there was lava everywhere! I was getting closer to the music. So I tiptoed to the steps and went up them. It led me to the cave. I could see black yep.. pitch black. I went through there and my eyes could see in the  dark. I could see tiny lava flows through the cave. I heard a humming bass getar noise. It sounded like this.  Mmneow  neow ne  ne mmneow! I know what it was! It's a hum bug(off my singing monsters) or my tablet? So I was getting closer to the music! I heard it more clear now. Aha! I know! It's the earth island on My singing monsters! A Mammot and a Pompom(those are monsters)! Dandidoo and a tweetle? Well... those were what I could hear. Ooh was that a  Squi Squiner? Oh forget about it! I'M GOING IN!I steal the POMPOM'S pompom's and
 wave them in the air like bilonker and shout "POO POO PEE POO POO!" Then all of a sudden they stoped there music and steard at me. "Hi" I said. "What type of monster are you?" the pompom said. I'm not a monster. I'm a BOY! "Are you a cybop"     NO I'M A BOY! Do you know the way out? "Yes down the bottom at the map. Okay. "Try cold island". Yep. TAP! shwooooo! I'm back on the ground in my bed room.  

Te Mata Peak Trip

Yawn! I woke up from my bed Later on... 

EXTORDENERLY it was the red woods trip.

When we packed our bags Mrs H gave our 

energy bars? (more like cupcakes).

So for us we went on the bus to get to the red woods it was a good time for me and czar                to read a book...... Then after the LOOOOOOONG wait we had arrived at the Red woods.We went over the stile with  STYLE! I saw an BIG dirt path... My group were >>>running
  to brain food in the little red woods. I opened my lunch box I took one bite...of my energy bar. It was too delishes so I had to have another bite and another and another. So on we went... there was two hill thing's I went on it and the others did too. We ran all along the hill until it ended back on the path. I heard guy's talking to each other.Up... down... up up up up we went & my leg's were aching!
  We went twirling UP & down the hill.
Then... we went DOWN! An hour later...
Were there for once! I saw the stream!
LA LA LA  I found a bridge made out of BIG sticks. Wobble wobble went the big bridge of sticks as I went over the bridge. WHOA I almost fell off the bridge into a tiny trickling stream. I started off helping with the sticks to build our hut >>>whoooooop!I got distracded   A bow & arow! A stick. A string. A small stick with a \/ in the end of it. Squigle tie pull stretch twip clong click it's done! A while later I went back to helping stretch the tarpollen done. We ate our food there was NO room in our hut! So I went in Czars hut and ate my lunch in there. We had to clean up our huts and go all the way back to the start and sadly I stepped in dog poo but it was still a good day.    

Holiday Story

Finally it was the EASTER HOLIDAYS! 

Chocolate animal egg heads were yummy! 2 hours later...

Neeeeewwwwrrrrrrrreewwwrrrr sped the car. 

We were going to...? Drum roll please!

DRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRRRRRRR! 

Auckland! This is gona be so exiting! Hnhnhnorr... hwoooo... hnhnhnorr... hwoooo wiwibiwibiwib!

Are we there yet... ... ... ... ... ... are we there yet (no!) ... ... ... ... ... ... Are we there yet... (NOOO!)
We are NOT there yet ok? Hmmmmm noop.
Tra la la blah la. To make the time go fast>>>>>>

                       !GRAFFITI FIND!
 One two...three...four...twenty four.
Finally were at auckland! We went to our cousins 
Lilly & Jack for the holiday's. We went to...
CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN.                                     We went in the museum. '' WOW! " 
That Crystal is  HUGE! & that looks 
like a dinosour egg! They were sparkly 
    rainbow colours & different shapes & sizes!                                          COOL!...                
  Later on... Boing boing boing I was bungy jumping.                                 That's another story.  

Kowhai seed

The kowhai tree is native to new zeland. It has yellow flowers. It has brown pods. It has nectar for native birds. It grows by the river. 

*1 pluck a pod off a Kowhai tree.

*2 Shred a lump off the pod.

*3 Pull out a seed and get some sand paper.

*4 Sand on the brown side NOT yellow side.

* 5 Place seed into warm water.

*6 Wait 3 day's then take it out.             

*7 Get a gardening cup. Scoop soil to where 

the curved thing in the pot.

*8 Poke a hole in the soil to half way.

*9 Install the seed into the hole then smother the 
soil over the seed.

*10 Give it some water every day (just a tiny bit) and put it outside in the sun. Bring it inside at night so it can have warmth and not die.

*11 Wait 2 week's then maybe it will sprout!!!

Who is it?

Is it a he or a she? It has a little strip of fabric around it's NO NO zone. And it has lot's of hair on it's chest. BIG mouth.
It is  nasty, dreadful, bloodcurdling, revolting. Tiny dark evil eye's are in the center of it 's head.
It is sooo old like 800 year's(An old killing antique weird). Baggy pant's I call it.(because it is fat because all of it's blubber all over it's tummy). It's all beated up TOTELY! This is how it chat's?
"Hello do you wanta cupa tea"? Orrrrrrrr? "I is globleing up chiddler's from Sweden for the sweet and sour taste"!!! 

Who could in the world could it be? 

  

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Once upon a time a boy called Conor was camping under a big  tree! I can see big trees. And smell dog poo! , sap that dribble's,chocolate raper's  Crreeaacckk. Oh no the tree is going to fall on me! Is this the end? Were doomed! Is this the end? Were doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed!?!?!?! It's dead noginwogin. Me gonna turn ma radio on! Reporting news some weird bug is on a tree in the forest reward $100! 
me  gonna find it zee bug. So I start looking for it ... sudenly on the radio we have securty camrer's so we know it's a spider of some sort! Spiders spiders spiders yep ok not black woodo not white taile. Ok time to get looking... First at tree 1 and pin a red pin(To know that i have gone to the tree)1... no 2...3...4...5 I'm never going to get $100 ...tree 6...7...8...9...10...11...12...13...14... COME ON! ...15...16...17...18...19...20! So out of bound tree it's just you and me. He start's climbing the tree. Oy you you the one climbing the tree... 
stupid kung pow chicken! It's the park poo. The big fat park poo... OY COME DOWN COME  DOWN.  
SHUT UP POO FACE!!!  So dirty feet you not coming down huh!?!?!? Infact no I am not poo face.
* 1 He comes down and go to him
* 2 I refuse to come down and still climb

1 He go's down to him. Boy you in deep troble he stab's me with his pocket knife in the hart. I die

2 He keep's on climbing to the top and i'm there.
Fart face is still yaping so I go and explore.
Two hours later a scary SPIDER is AT my feet!?!?!? good thing I got a plastic bag chuck it in
 off I go. poo has went away I hop down and go to
john key and get $100 donger's! YAY!

In our days it's called a devil spider. The story was 50 year's ago.