Tuesday, July 29, 2014

animal thing

Bob... bob... bob... bob. ''Connor look a dogie in water! ''Lets chase it! ''Hello puppy doggie.'' WOOF-URR-WOOF-URR! ''Huh?'' I went back to my mum to get a ball. But was some thing WRONG with it? All I knew was this THING creeps me out of my mind! ''Or... it was a weird looking seal!''  ''But...'' WOOF+URR=SEOG! ''I went to the seog and threw the ball. ''It slowly limped out of the water then I could see its body! It had floppy flippers and my ball in its mouth. 




''Now THAT makes sense!" It would eat dog food  mixed with fish. ''DROP the ball!'' And it droped the ball '' If you want it?' GO AND GET IT!" I threw the ball over to mum.'' ''It started limping over to mum.'' It went a bit faster.'' And faster like a  chicken.'' And that's how fast it could go. When we were there I said ''mum look what I found.'' WOW!!!'' Should we take it to the vet?... WHINE WHINE WHINE! Its alright its alright. The vet said what do you want it to be? A...doggi-"NO you are not allowed a dog!" "Mum  It has a boxer head! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE!" Mum let us keep it as a dog! The vet inject's the seog with a needle. It turned into a dog and its flippers dissepeared and it grew four legs. It became my pet. 


Wednesday, July 23, 2014

con cons birthday!

Yaaaawn! (I'm whispering)"I'm going to wake up MUM." WAKE UP MUM!!!!" " NOT now!Mum said. 
So I waited, waited, waited,WAITED! I woke up Connor. "What!" Connor ranted. "I want to play lego lord of the rings" I said. "NO!" he grumbled. "Pretty please! One little turn!" I asked. "FINE!" Connor grumped.
 SUDDENLY... I heard mum get up. "Connor ma ma is up!" What dose that mean... 321 COMPUTER TIME! Fancy pants? NO! Run-droid? Soon. BAD EGGS ONLINE 2? YES!
Use the VORTEX EQULIZER(Its a gun).

So I went to mums room. Can we open Connors birthday presents? "Later!" AW COME ON!!! Oh

blah poo! Two minutes later... Now? No.+No!+NO.+NO!+YE$ CONNOR! Prezies!!! COMING! Okay wha- RIIIIIIIIIP!  

                                                            
                                

Thursday, July 03, 2014

clouds

"So how ARE clouds made?"
"I'm going to teach you how to make a cloud." 
"HUH?"   "CLICK!"..."CLICK!"        
He took out this thingy. --() 
It is a... errrrrrrr eeeeh I don't know! The weird thingy is a pole joind onto a loop made out of coper. He keeps it in a birch wood box to keep it safe. 

He is an old    
pa who blows bubbles ... CLOUDS through the cloud making device. When ever some one flushes air into the pole and makes a cloud.The boy goes "piff" The pa pa goes "PPPIIIFFFTTT

Pa has a suprising breath! Pa's breath rate is (~~~~~~~~~~~~~)! The boys rate is (~).   




He tries to teach the boy. BUT... will the boy EVER learn? PIFF!... PIFF! PIFF! PI-CLICK!  
Dang it! CRASH!!! The boy was bending it over too much. It was all squashed, out of shape like a blob! The boy bent it into a skate boarding boy. Then pa pa blew through the machine! Magicly the skate boarding boy shape apeered in the clouds.

A unicorn cloud. A kitten cloud. A cheese burger cloud.  
                                                                          
He can make any cloud he wants. That is how  picture clouds are made.
 I wish that this story was true then I could be allowed to make a picture cloud?