Monday, June 23, 2014

The Library

When the library shuts up at night
 lights are going out at all the houses It's so quiet that a fly can be heard

  Suddenly HONK HONK  to say "clear!"   peeps out from books, the beedy eyes of BABY MONKEY! Hamilton squidlegger, Pigoh, Catoh, Super worm, Gruffalo, Walter the farting dog, Winnie explode out of the books anger because they were in the books to long.   

Baby monkey was rideing through paper,
 Catoh & Pigoh are sailing in the catoh-marang catching pok and fish, Walter was still farting his way out of the book.  Finally they all played catch the pok and ... Pigoh won!!!

The morning comes when the sun brightens up the library. The charecters pounce into the books and Walter didn't get to play because he was to busy farting! 

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Guinea pigs!

Do you know what a rodent is? It is an small animal that has 2 teeth that stick out the front of it's mouth. They can be rats, mice, GUINEA PIGS! They  are so cute!
 "Why are they so cute?"


 Do they have pig tails? With pink bow? Nope! There eyes are right on top of it's head. They can be brown, gold, black, white, grey. They have short little legs with paws with three fingers with claws.


"Oh what do guinea pigs eat?

They eat THE GOODNESS IN POO! Guinea pigs also eat vegetables. Pellets are a  round food dried for guinea pigs. They are elergik to rhubarb. And apples are a treat.  

Baby guinea pigs. When baby guinea pigs are born they can see. When they are born they are the size of the palm of  your hand. They suck on the mothers ******s for 2 to 3 weeks until they can eat grass.     

What do guinea pigs live in?

They live in hutches. Hutches are mostly triangles. One part is long and it has wires across and down it then  a sheltered part. You need a sheltered bit because guinea pigs hate sun. Just if your going to get an guinea pig DO NOT PUTT PUTT YOUR HUTCH OVER A BUTT-ER CUP OR A POPPIE OTHER WISE... YOUR GUINEA PIG IS DOOMED! Just warning you.

If you read that red mesage you can get one! Guinea pigs are a mind blowing pet. Would you get one now?                                   
      

                              I'm so brave! 

                               The winner!
                 

Thursday, June 05, 2014

Door magic

"Bath time," shouted mum. I stop the running bath and hoped in.  I wondered why it was so bumpy. I peered down below me and there was something brown.  Quickly I pulled the plug and as the water drained away I saw a door.  It was rough and all Different type's of woods,birch wood, oak wood, jungle wood, spiky ^^^ pine wood! It was a BIG suprise, IT WAS A DOOR! Wait did I s@y door two times!?!  The water was slowly draining away because of the key hole. That was good because I actuly wanted to look through it so when the water was washed  away I could LOOK in the key hole! So now after the water was gone I peered through the key hole and murmured "White and blue?"  Then ^>!^>SPARK!>z><z>!z>z<! "O...OKAY" I stammered. I looked again... ^z><z>! Then I reached for  thedoor handle I gulped. WAW WAW E E E E E E  O O O O O O O O O O WA SLAM "was that a Wubbox(Its the RAREST monster In the monster UNIVERSE!)" So I opened the door again! BOO ZUKA ZA BOO SHUKA ZA ZA ZA ZA ZA Z SLAM! Grumpere! (a monster worth a thousand diamonds). Then I fully opened the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! THUMP! Yikes that was scary! So I went to explore around  the place. I heard more stuff, stuff, stuff, STUFF EEK! I turned around... Oh it's just a Dragong ( a monster worth 25000 diamonds). After a while the Dragong was still folowing me! "Cool! I've got a pet Dragong!" I found a small cave it had sparkley stuff! I found a pick-axe and rope. I went mining for dimonds 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,1,11,12, 8 Years later........ 2 5 0 0 0! They were BRIGHT green and sparkleing in the dark cave. I went outta the cave by rope. The Dragong was still in th... COOL! It's climbing with it's gongs on its feet! CLANG! CLING! CRASH! Yay were out of the cave. I saw the door straight in front of me! CREAK! I'm back in my bed I saw the door on my bed. I saw the Dragong's gong... CLANG I griped onto it I pulled it out... CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!                                 
It was my own pet Dragong!