Friday, September 19, 2014

BAD WOLF

The pig is good. The wolf is bad. The wolf gets an ax and goes and kills the pig that I believe he's the most vicious thing in the world.
He assassinates living things.

Firstly the wolf chops animals tails off to make them scream in pain.The wolf made the woodcutter get in trouble when he didn't actually chop the animals tail. When the woodcutter comes along animals  look at the woodcutter and then look at the animal and animals pounce on the woodcutter and hurt him. you must believe  me hes really bad.


Secondly he puts landmines  on the helpless pigs house door.
The pigs come out side to harvest their corn crops-BOOM! The piggy's were blown up into pork and crackling.
 YUM YUM! :-) There, NOW you must believe me that it is   
EXTREMELY NAUGHTY!, AND BAD.

Lastly the bad bad wolf crushes naans bones at the retirement center. 
It goes like this: cr cr cr cr crack! ccccccccccccccccc crack crack!
He scratches old poor innocent peoples heads off.
He locks grandmas in cupboards to suffocate. you must aggree that the big bad wolf is malicious.

If you wont believe me you might die in pain. The big bad wolf will kill you!

1 comment:

  1. Wow, Jerome. That is certainly a very interesting version of The Three Little Pigs. The wolf sounds really bad!

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