Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Bug News

Once upon a time a boy called Conor was camping under a big  tree! I can see big trees. And smell dog poo! , sap that dribble's,chocolate raper's  Crreeaacckk. Oh no the tree is going to fall on me! Is this the end? Were doomed! Is this the end? Were doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed!?!?!?! It's dead noginwogin. Me gonna turn ma radio on! Reporting news some weird bug is on a tree in the forest reward $100! 
me  gonna find it zee bug. So I start looking for it ... sudenly on the radio we have securty camrer's so we know it's a spider of some sort! Spiders spiders spiders yep ok not black woodo not white taile. Ok time to get looking... First at tree 1 and pin a red pin(To know that i have gone to the tree)1... no 2...3...4...5 I'm never going to get $100 ...tree 6...7...8...9...10...11...12...13...14... COME ON! ...15...16...17...18...19...20! So out of bound tree it's just you and me. He start's climbing the tree. Oy you you the one climbing the tree... 
stupid kung pow chicken! It's the park poo. The big fat park poo... OY COME DOWN COME  DOWN.  
SHUT UP POO FACE!!!  So dirty feet you not coming down huh!?!?!? Infact no I am not poo face.
* 1 He comes down and go to him
* 2 I refuse to come down and still climb

1 He go's down to him. Boy you in deep troble he stab's me with his pocket knife in the hart. I die

2 He keep's on climbing to the top and i'm there.
Fart face is still yaping so I go and explore.
Two hours later a scary SPIDER is AT my feet!?!?!? good thing I got a plastic bag chuck it in
 off I go. poo has went away I hop down and go to
john key and get $100 donger's! YAY!

In our days it's called a devil spider. The story was 50 year's ago.

                           



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