Bug News

Once upon a time a boy called Conor was camping under a big  tree! I can see big trees. And smell dog poo! , sap that dribble's,chocolate raper's  Crreeaacckk. Oh no the tree is going to fall on me! Is this the end? Were doomed! Is this the end? Were doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed!?!?!?! It's dead noginwogin. Me gonna turn ma radio on! Reporting news some weird bug is on a tree in the forest reward $100! 
me  gonna find it zee bug. So I start looking for it ... sudenly on the radio we have securty camrer's so we know it's a spider of some sort! Spiders spiders spiders yep ok not black woodo not white taile. Ok time to get looking... First at tree 1 and pin a red pin(To know that i have gone to the tree)1... no 2...3...4...5 I'm never going to get $100 ...tree 6...7...8...9...10...11...12...13...14... COME ON! ...15...16...17...18...19...20! So out of bound tree it's just you and me. He start's climbing the tree. Oy you you the one climbing the tree... 
stupid kung pow chicken! It's the park poo. The big fat park poo... OY COME DOWN COME  DOWN.  
SHUT UP POO FACE!!!  So dirty feet you not coming down huh!?!?!? Infact no I am not poo face.
* 1 He comes down and go to him
* 2 I refuse to come down and still climb

1 He go's down to him. Boy you in deep troble he stab's me with his pocket knife in the hart. I die

2 He keep's on climbing to the top and i'm there.
Fart face is still yaping so I go and explore.
Two hours later a scary SPIDER is AT my feet!?!?!? good thing I got a plastic bag chuck it in
 off I go. poo has went away I hop down and go to
john key and get $100 donger's! YAY!

In our days it's called a devil spider. The story was 50 year's ago.

                           

Frobscottle

Frobscottle is green with foam and the blubbles are going down! It is vibrating and jumbeling scwoshswigling in your tumzy. Frob scottle come's from giant land. When you drink it make's a lovely magic sound and you fling up into the air. It has a rasberry ish lime tastey taste. And smell's like rare mint. They put it in bottle's and shake crazly.

Luckely I got to tast it but unluckly it's not giant frob scottle. When I tasted frob scottle it poped in my mouth! It tastes like fizzapopy. Yumzy for ma tumzy... BURP! Not whizzpoping? Himmmmm oh human frob scottle.     

Trogglehumper

 I am rideing my motor bike in the nude. I find a space ship and go into it.  I go into space I find a button that has a picture that looks like a sunday. I pres it. The ship SELF DESTRUCTS!!! So I get sucked into a black hole... I'm now in MY SINGING MONSTERS I see my Trox. (Trox dose the drums) it's similar to a T-Rex. My noggin (also dose the drums). A noggin is a stone with human feet and hands. I join the band I try to be a toe jammer I am good at doing the sound. It sounds like do  doa do do doa. But i'm still in the nude... my Enterbrat (it is a monster that scream's) it eat's me but i'm still not dead! I travel in a tube come out of the other end and turn into the brown stuff. oozing stinky poo! I wish a magic fairy would come and turn me back to life? 

Future Dome

As I was walking past the lake I saw a bright light! I wonderd if I could go in. It looks like a future dome! Wait a minute it's in the middle of the lake STOMP! Cclikck what the!?!?!? Ziiiitshhhclack wow steping stones hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop. Yay i'm done. tress passer!!! SPLASH!!! Ohhhhh no! Bluebottel's and sea snake's and anglerfish and fiddler crabs and stone fish and a basking shark! Wait the steping stones? I could swim to the steping stones! Splish splash splish splash! Yay i'm almost there. Splish snip crack! ouchwiwiwaaa! Now-w-w-w i'm the-e-e-re. A fiddler crab bit me! I snuk up to the edge of the platform. I still had the fiddler crab on my toe i had an idea. Suprise atack i cut some wire at the cyborgs neck! Out poped a card. It said ENTER IN CARD. I first got some cyborg bits. I looked for one that can fit my arm. And i did! I put it on and it sucked on to my skin!!! Ouch hay it doesnt  hurt ouchy me himmmm? I scaned my card and went in. On my card i saw it also had MONEY on it well lucky me! I looked around there was a white monster near to me. It had black stripes on it. So i just walked like a cyborg past the monst...wait...monsters! One was big on a hover board and the small one was on the big ones sholder! I went to find war shop. I want to have BIG hidden guns. Zichclick. My dream has come true meh gonna walk outahere to have some fun! Zombies are chasing me glad i'v got BIG guns! My gun go's thhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrr the zombies are DEMOLESHED! I dashed out of the dome. I do 3000 back flips into the water but i forgot i was made out of wires. I spark up into flames I die!

Caterpillar

At first the egg of the caterpiller is perched on the green leaf. And     devour time!!! Chewy ooooo yummy! Well for the caterpiller.   Tinsy bitsy baby caterpiller is out in the house yay!!!                    Oooooo its geting fat yay!!! Its bigger now two hours later cool I can see silk!!! its hanging upsidedown.W. O. W. 2 days later... cccccrrrrraaaaaccccckkkkk   oh no is the caterpiller dead?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Is that it its BRAINS ? Good a book called CATERPILLERS and it tells me if you see it crack and its green its the chrysalis. Good I thort. Riggel sgwigel twist turn goood its finly over! And it transformd into a chrysalis. awful foul gross messy so horrid!!! Yuuuuuk! 
But if it was a pokemon it would look like silkoon or muk or gimmer because they are like butterflys and chrysalises!!! I wish there was no animals just pokemons! Kaauuwplboow!!! 
 Crack oooh sikoons evolveing into a butterfly. Its training its wings.  Fly like a bird fly fly! monarch butterfly.