Thursday, October 23, 2014

jungle

Glow glow.
The magic key began to glow.
Were in a mossy jungle.
My brother Connor appeared, and we were in an adventure. Vines were all around me and under my feet was grass and vines for me to trip on. 
There was noises from below my feet, It was a  Greenasaur egg!
CR-RACK!
"Mamava."
I step back slowly...
The baby Greenasaur sprints right up to me.
I will have to live with this for now.
"Connor look at this!"
"A baby Greenasaur!" yelled connor.

We walk on through the jungle, Tarzapes swinging through the mossy vines.
 I find some raspberry's and feed the greenasaur!
 It grew!
Oh no its huge.
Glow glow.
The magic key began to glow.
Oh no it shrunk!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

TIGER KITTY CATTIN!

"I need a tiger mum!" 
It will make me get heaps of likes on YouTube!
It will ride me to school and not make me be late!
A tiger can protect my house!
Tigers are the  most extraordinary pet in the hole wide world!!!

I believe I will get heaps of likes on You Tube because I will ride on it like a horse. I will definitely get heaps of money! You must be convinced because when you get hundreds of likes you get money.

  I'm sometimes late. It will ride me to school quickly and definitely way more fun. We wont have to waist YOUR money on stupid expensive petrol!
It will scare away the robbers and if they try to sneak through the window the tiger will bite off their head off.It's piercing roar will wake us up and see who's robbing us.

Tigers are the best pet that we ever could have in the hole wide universe!

Friday, September 19, 2014

BAD WOLF

The pig is good. The wolf is bad. The wolf gets an ax and goes and kills the pig that I believe he's the most vicious thing in the world.
He assassinates living things.

Firstly the wolf chops animals tails off to make them scream in pain.The wolf made the woodcutter get in trouble when he didn't actually chop the animals tail. When the woodcutter comes along animals  look at the woodcutter and then look at the animal and animals pounce on the woodcutter and hurt him. you must believe  me hes really bad.


Secondly he puts landmines  on the helpless pigs house door.
The pigs come out side to harvest their corn crops-BOOM! The piggy's were blown up into pork and crackling.
 YUM YUM! :-) There, NOW you must believe me that it is   
EXTREMELY NAUGHTY!, AND BAD.

Lastly the bad bad wolf crushes naans bones at the retirement center. 
It goes like this: cr cr cr cr crack! ccccccccccccccccc crack crack!
He scratches old poor innocent peoples heads off.
He locks grandmas in cupboards to suffocate. you must aggree that the big bad wolf is malicious.

If you wont believe me you might die in pain. The big bad wolf will kill you!

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Epic Adventure

Cato and Pigoh are planing an EPIC adventure!
Pigoh is making the cheese burgers and catos packing the tarpolens and strings. Cato says to Pigoh "I don't like burgers!"
''I like cookies!''
Meanwhile...
********o
    --->    Piggy poo        
"I'm gonna change ma background!"
"And do I  really give? no!
I down't!"
"It's the photo with me you and Michael Jackson!"
"Oh yeah, I didn't go to the show."
"WHAT!!!
I SPENT 100 BUCKS FOR ME AND YOU TO GO THERE!!!"
  "I took a photo of me and printed it out of the print2000, And I cut it out and put my roller blades on.I took my normal sized cardboard me and put it in the car, and I tied a string around your paw connected to the normal sized cardboard me."

Later on...

"Pigoh, are u done yet?"
Almost!
"One... More... GERKIN!!!"
"Done! :P"
"Lets go!"
"NO! KING PONGS IN OUR WAY!"
To be continued In a comic!... 

Thursday, September 04, 2014

SPY MISSION

"What now!" My spy-pad scan's my eye and logs me in. DING! My name is Secret Agent ...
0010!

I check my messages. Four unread messages. I go into message one and it says Hi dumb dumb! :p...more and MORE! Until I get the fourth message! 
The fourth message said: Five baby birds have gone missing. It happened at Knobohuass Road. 
Finally I'm there! I arrived on my regular vintage pogo stick.
I see oil every where, strange three pronged foot prints, 2 dotty feathers and a small bird skull whith blood on it in a nest. I see another dotty feather. I pick up the feather in the nest and bring it back to base.

I drop the feather in the dna-anator! I get the machine to analyse and tell me what dna it is. IT'S A PEACOCK!   

I get out my spy-pad and I text my boss Czar and emma.

I'VE DONE IT!
Waiting aproval...
Waiting aproal...
DING!
Good job secret agent 0010, you may rest now.

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Tuesday

Tuesday night...
In the murky swamp Fallen over logs are in the water, Croaking sounds echoing, the main animals are... Frogs. They have warts on there backs. 
Big slurpy and fat.
''Z Z Z Z-Croak?''
The lilly pad with the frog on it starts to hover over the murky water! 
ZOOM! 
Out of the swamp one bye one, they catch up to the others zooming through the neighbor hood. 
They cannon bomb into a rugby studium. 
Then the birds that were pirching on the goal posts are knocked off and killed by the frogs!
    2 hours later...
They come to a place with Vraals, ghazts, sand beasts, glus, and reeahs.
   There's the Gorl slashing and sliceing and diceing
   through the monsters!
The Gorl is an ferce fighter!
luckly the frogs made it through safely.

Morning strikes.
They fall into the stream looking terrerfied!
They are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo board with there pond.
Next tuesday night...

FLYING PUPPIES!!!

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Octobull

What an Octobull looks like? 
An octobull is an octopus and a bull mixed together. It has weak bull legs on it's head. It has suckers that poos out ink that are under its HUMONGOUS tentacles. It has a golden ring pearsed through it's nose. Big golden horns on it's head that makes it look scary. It has blue tentacles hanging off it's face. It walks on it's tentacles. It can fly with it's tentacles. 

Where dose an Octobull live?
It lives in,on...                     ___                   **
                                          /       \                 ** \ 
cloud,   ~~~~~    sea,    __|_____|__    land. __|__
           ~~~~~~
            ~~~~~

When an Octobull flies into the fluffy white clouds it squirts it's ink into the clouds. Some times it turns the clouds into a storm!, Or it could turn the clouds into obsidian stone for it to walk on the clouds.When it is sun set the Octobull goes to get something to eat in the sea. It sucks onto a rock then when it sees a sea cucumber or a moray eel, It flings the rock at the sea cucumber, The grossness comes out and it eats the grossness. On land it has TERRIFYING bull riding contests! When the "bull'' kills the dare devil other dare devils come to try to beat this thing! (they wont even get near to the end of the ride!) Hee hee! It's all ready insane so they don't have to wave a red sheet in front of it. 

                           Predators.                             
The predators are Orca, Mantaray, Basking shark,  Great white shark, Grizzly bear. The Octobull flies into the sky to get away from the predators. 

                              Babies.                   
The babies have no eyes at first, but they grow there eyes. It takes 1 month before there babies have grown there eyes. It looks like they have got human bodies when they are born because they have no fur.            

The octobull will never be extinct because they just fly into the sky to escape predators. They are the emperor of the land, sea, and sky.