BAD WOLF

The pig is good. The wolf is bad. The wolf gets an ax and goes and kills the pig that I believe he's the most vicious thing in the world.

He assassinates living things.

Firstly the wolf chops animals tails off to make them scream in pain.The wolf made the woodcutter get in trouble when he didn't actually chop the animals tail. When the woodcutter comes along animals  look at the woodcutter and then look at the animal and animals pounce on the woodcutter and hurt him. you must believe  me hes really bad.

Secondly he puts landmines  on the helpless pigs house door.

The pigs come out side to harvest their corn crops-BOOM! The piggy's were blown up into pork and crackling.

 YUM YUM! :-) There, NOW you must believe me that it is   

EXTREMELY NAUGHTY!, AND BAD.

Lastly the bad bad wolf crushes naans bones at the retirement center. 

It goes like this: cr cr cr cr crack! ccccccccccccccccc crack crack!

He scratches old poor innocent peoples heads off.
He locks grandmas in cupboards to suffocate. you must aggree that the big bad wolf is malicious.

If you wont believe me you might die in pain. The big bad wolf will kill you!

Epic Adventure

Cato and Pigoh are planing an EPIC adventure!
Pigoh is making the cheese burgers and catos packing the tarpolens and strings. Cato says to Pigoh "I don't like burgers!"

''I like cookies!''

Meanwhile...
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    --->    Piggy poo        
"I'm gonna change ma background!"
"And do I  really give? no!
I down't!"
"It's the photo with me you and Michael Jackson!"
"Oh yeah, I didn't go to the show."
"WHAT!!!
I SPENT 100 BUCKS FOR ME AND YOU TO GO THERE!!!"
  "I took a photo of me and printed it out of the print2000, And I cut it out and put my roller blades on.I took my normal sized cardboard me and put it in the car, and I tied a string around your paw connected to the normal sized cardboard me."

Later on...

"Pigoh, are u done yet?"
Almost!
"One... More... GERKIN!!!"
"Done! :P"
"Lets go!"
"NO! KING PONGS IN OUR WAY!"
To be continued In a comic!... 

SPY MISSION

"What now!" My spy-pad scan's my eye and logs me in. DING! My name is Secret Agent ...

0010!

I check my messages. Four unread messages. I go into message one and it says Hi dumb dumb! :p...more and MORE! Until I get the fourth message! 

The fourth message said: Five baby birds have gone missing. It happened at Knobohuass Road. 

Finally I'm there! I arrived on my regular vintage pogo stick.

I see oil every where, strange three pronged foot prints, 2 dotty feathers and a small bird skull whith blood on it in a nest. I see another dotty feather. I pick up the feather in the nest and bring it back to base.

I drop the feather in the dna-anator! I get the machine to analyse and tell me what dna it is. IT'S A PEACOCK!   

I get out my spy-pad and I text my boss Czar and emma.

I'VE DONE IT!
Waiting aproval...
Waiting aproal...
DING!
Good job secret agent 0010, you may rest now.