S*O*E* C*E*K R*N*H <- - brain teaser

My eyes are closed, fast asleep... WHOOSH!

"CA-AMP IT'S CA-AMP ", I RAUCOUS ED!

''We have finally reached our destination."

Stoney Creek Ranch!

1: The haunted bike.

1= blah 

2= blaho

3= bli blah

4= blaohi

5= blaa

6= blibloh

7= AUDITORIUM!

8= blabla

Out the mini bikes went, out went the hockey equipment, out went the

haunted bike.

I tried to hop onto the weird looking bike. 

"Ho-ow d-o y-o-u g-e-t o-n t-his!"

I go away from the bike, slowly.

I sprint to a mini bike and

 started peddling hard out!

 I got into some fights with a boy blaming me for everything, I felt shivers down my spine then...

An end portal pops in front of me! Its square and lava's in the middle of the square. I put Eyes Of Ender on the square and that activates the portal and I dive in.

    

I'm in the end! 
NO MORE S*O*E*C*E*K R*N*H

Duck

Quack! Quack!

I'm walking along the road hearing quack!

Calmly I peer around me, I hear it again!

Suddenly I spot a duck circling a drain.

I think why it's circling the drain.
I still went closer to it, but she didn't run away.
Flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap!

I peer down into the drain, I SEE FLUFFY LITTLE DUCKLINGS!!!
Carefully I heave the drain to come up, heave!, HEAVE!
 Slowly it lifted up.
I reach in the drain and put my hand underneath the ducky.

One darts out of my hand, then races two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven!
Their mum hoped up the kerb, some ducky's got up too, but I had to help some.
As they waddle to their mum they pop into the bush and go to home sweet quack!

T igers are an very endangered species of cats!
I n some circuses just one mistake THWACK!!!
G rinding the tigers bones is so cruel! 
E xtinct is the end of tigers if we don't stop.
R are.
S ave the tigers!
!

I could hear silence everywhere. 

Inside I felt afraid.

I saw a small hut with its rotten door partly open.

I slowly walked towards the mossy hut!

"CREAK!" 

Inside the hut, there was a chest, a fencing sword, and a DEAD BODY!

Its legs were completely smashed and it had a crack down its skull but the rest of the bones were still together with some moldy rotten flesh still on it. Definitely it was a skeleton of a human. 

Purple smoke rose up from the skeletons eyes!
It slowly stood up from the mossy wood!
It started walking towards me!
I swept out the door fast as a cheetah with its butt on fire!
I was stuck. suddenly I saw a slide looking thing to the right.
Slowly the skeleton came walking out of the door. 

1: I die in horror.

2: At the risk of death I go down the slide.

*1 "Ghaaah!" It goes back inside and picks up the fencing sword! GHAAAAAAH!!! SLASH! 
THWACK!! POKE! STAB!!!


*2 "Ghaah!" "GERONIMO!!!"
Swiftly I slid down the slide!
The skeleton went down the slide too.
I quickly dodged a sharp pointy rock!
"GHAAAAAAH!!!"
As I look back at the monster, SPLAT!
In a clatter of bones with its head on the rock, its body was still chasing me!
There was a gap about a meter long, magma underneath the melted iron gap.
I make a leap, and I make it across!
"BYE BYE!"
......................................................... KASPLAT!!!

jungle

Glow glow.

The magic key began to glow.

Were in a mossy jungle.

My brother Connor appeared, and we were in an adventure. Vines were all around me and under my feet was grass and vines for me to trip on. 

There was noises from below my feet, It was a  Greenasaur egg!
CR-RACK!
"Mamava."
I step back slowly...
The baby Greenasaur sprints right up to me.
I will have to live with this for now.
"Connor look at this!"
"A baby Greenasaur!" yelled connor.

We walk on through the jungle, Tarzapes swinging through the mossy vines.
 I find some raspberry's and feed the greenasaur!
 It grew!
Oh no its huge.
Glow glow.
The magic key began to glow.
Oh no it shrunk!

TIGER KITTY CATTIN!

"I need a tiger mum!" 

It will make me get heaps of likes on YouTube!

It will ride me to school and not make me be late!

A tiger can protect my house!

Tigers are the  most extraordinary pet in the hole wide world!!!

I believe I will get heaps of likes on You Tube because I will ride on it like a horse. I will definitely get heaps of money! You must be convinced because when you get hundreds of likes you get money.

  I'm sometimes late. It will ride me to school quickly and definitely way more fun. We wont have to waist YOUR money on stupid expensive petrol!

It will scare away the robbers and if they try to sneak through the window the tiger will bite off their head off.It's piercing roar will wake us up and see who's robbing us.

Tigers are the best pet that we ever could have in the hole wide universe!

BAD WOLF

The pig is good. The wolf is bad. The wolf gets an ax and goes and kills the pig that I believe he's the most vicious thing in the world.

He assassinates living things.

Firstly the wolf chops animals tails off to make them scream in pain.The wolf made the woodcutter get in trouble when he didn't actually chop the animals tail. When the woodcutter comes along animals  look at the woodcutter and then look at the animal and animals pounce on the woodcutter and hurt him. you must believe  me hes really bad.

Secondly he puts landmines  on the helpless pigs house door.

The pigs come out side to harvest their corn crops-BOOM! The piggy's were blown up into pork and crackling.

 YUM YUM! :-) There, NOW you must believe me that it is   

EXTREMELY NAUGHTY!, AND BAD.

Lastly the bad bad wolf crushes naans bones at the retirement center. 

It goes like this: cr cr cr cr crack! ccccccccccccccccc crack crack!

He scratches old poor innocent peoples heads off.
He locks grandmas in cupboards to suffocate. you must aggree that the big bad wolf is malicious.

If you wont believe me you might die in pain. The big bad wolf will kill you!