Skate boarding! - Week 8

Today is just another normal day at the skate park.
I skate over to the three ramps, I try the big one in the middle!
I'm air born!  I try to pull off a 360, but I fall off my board when I land.

When I'm practicing my grinds, I watch pros do heel flips, impossibles, nollie impossibles and kick flips!
Then I see a guy try to do a caballerial!

Doges Epic Adventure - Week 2

Hi! My name is doge, and it is very much lol to meet you.

BUT!!! I very much have a problem!

It’s farting. So mystery!

I came along and met my friend kitten from pre school.

I said to Kitten “Can you very much stop my farts?”

“Ok, just hold still!” said Kitten.

Kitten taped sticky tape to my butt to stop farting, then gave me some medicine to stop farting. 

“I feel weird” I said.

"Ok," said Kitten 

“Now I’ll take the tape off!”

Paaarrp-whoosh!

“Woah, my fart made a portal!”

VWHOOSH!

"Where are we?" said Kitten.

“Well, maybe that giant cola looking bottle can help us!”

“It says, welcome to D-DR PE-PEPP-welcome to DR PEPPER LAND!

“Hey look doge!”

“What?”

There was a big castle in the distance, so doge and kitten went running to the towering castle.

They came to the entrance of the tower and admired it.

“Hey!”, yelled doge. “That bit of the castle looks like my 3d birthday cake.

“Lets go in!”

Inside it looked like a kids magical dream!

Doge looked at the giant candy corns, then looked at the river of Dr Pepper diet, then started drinking it.

But they didn't see the gummy bear king on his throne.

The gummy bear king sent his royal (rather ugly)

chicken guard. "After them!" shouted the king.

Doge and kitten ran for their lives!

But then we found out the chicken thing was so ugly and dum it got distracted by a fly,

A FLY, I MEAN A FLY Full stop!

Doge and kitten scampered out the door as quick as a lightning bolt!

"Kitten, I'll ring up nyan cat." said Doge.

Nyan cat came straight away and ate up the whole kingdom (and the king)

Hey!, said Doge, "my farts are gone!"

"Hop on my back" said nyan cat.

So doge and kitten went on nyan cats back, and flew away to doges mansion to live his famous life he's meant to live. 

THE END!

Spark eye the Cat

Spark eye the cat wants to get goldfish out of bowl.

Spark eye is my pet cat, he is a creamy gold color.

He is a mischief cat.

Suddenly, he spots my pet goldfish!

He gets in his ready to pounce position.

Ready steady pounce!

He’s flying through the air like a rocket, he is almost there but his head bounces on the stretchy see through cover, he rockets back like it's rewinded then lands safely on all fours!

My cat starts to climb up my bunk bed ladder, then leaps off the top then he lands slightly in front of the fishbowl and tries grabbing my curtain but rips it.

I come in to my room to make a lego movie but then I realise my whole room is wrecked!!!

My curtains are ripped, my lego castle is wrecked, my bed is messed up!

Now I can't make a lego movie any more!

Superhero day

On Friday it was dress up as a superhero day.

I dressed up as patch foot, off warrior cats.

And this is what I looked like.                 This is what patch foot looks like.

His powers are protecting his clan and fighting away bad cats.

Ormie the Pig Movie

We watched a movie called ormie the pig and this is how I think it ended.

Ormie is prepared to leap out of an airplane 1000 km up in the sky with a parachute on.

He does an gigantic leap then down he goes two meters per second down!!!

He starts to see the faint shape of a cookie jar!

He quickly pulls the cord of the parachute BUT, his fruit all flies out the top!

Ormie is falling to his death.

SPLAT!!!

Guts splat everywhere, blood splats everywhere even his eyes are a km away from each other!

Ormie GHOST now notices that he’s a ghost now, and he can fly!  He flies into the cookie jar and picks up a cookie he chucks it into his mouth but it flys out the other side of his head, of course, HE’S A GHOST!

SUPER LYNXK!!!

My super hero is call Lynx and lives in Egypt and he works in an alchemy factory.

He looks like a lynx but has a big human body with blue and maroon clobbering gauntlets!  He has bright green eyes that can see any robbery around the world, even the Atlantic Ocean!

His personality is quite negative and golden, he likes strangling Loki and the Joker, he likes saving anything shiny (also rusty yellow stuff).  He also likes visiting Africa to see his 3 pet lions and two cubs Master, Blood tail and Whip!  Their cubs are called Bones and Wild Fang!

He gets mutated into a giant Lynx in work.  He helps save King Tuhkamans solid gold tomb.

His secret lair is in the sphinx in an old secret stuck door that he got smashed into when he fell down into it.  He found the gauntlets in the room, and hacked into the ancient hieroglyphics and it all came together to make a huge computer, and all of the other hieroglyphics came underneath it to make a big keyboard!