BAD WOLF

The pig is good. The wolf is bad. The wolf gets an ax and goes and kills the pig that I believe he's the most vicious thing in the world.

He assassinates living things.

Firstly the wolf chops animals tails off to make them scream in pain.The wolf made the woodcutter get in trouble when he didn't actually chop the animals tail. When the woodcutter comes along animals  look at the woodcutter and then look at the animal and animals pounce on the woodcutter and hurt him. you must believe  me hes really bad.

Secondly he puts landmines  on the helpless pigs house door.

The pigs come out side to harvest their corn crops-BOOM! The piggy's were blown up into pork and crackling.

 YUM YUM! :-) There, NOW you must believe me that it is   

EXTREMELY NAUGHTY!, AND BAD.

Lastly the bad bad wolf crushes naans bones at the retirement center. 

It goes like this: cr cr cr cr crack! ccccccccccccccccc crack crack!

He scratches old poor innocent peoples heads off.
He locks grandmas in cupboards to suffocate. you must aggree that the big bad wolf is malicious.

If you wont believe me you might die in pain. The big bad wolf will kill you!

Epic Adventure

Cato and Pigoh are planing an EPIC adventure!
Pigoh is making the cheese burgers and catos packing the tarpolens and strings. Cato says to Pigoh "I don't like burgers!"

''I like cookies!''

Meanwhile...
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    --->    Piggy poo        
"I'm gonna change ma background!"
"And do I  really give? no!
I down't!"
"It's the photo with me you and Michael Jackson!"
"Oh yeah, I didn't go to the show."
"WHAT!!!
I SPENT 100 BUCKS FOR ME AND YOU TO GO THERE!!!"
  "I took a photo of me and printed it out of the print2000, And I cut it out and put my roller blades on.I took my normal sized cardboard me and put it in the car, and I tied a string around your paw connected to the normal sized cardboard me."

Later on...

"Pigoh, are u done yet?"
Almost!
"One... More... GERKIN!!!"
"Done! :P"
"Lets go!"
"NO! KING PONGS IN OUR WAY!"
To be continued In a comic!... 

SPY MISSION

"What now!" My spy-pad scan's my eye and logs me in. DING! My name is Secret Agent ...

0010!

I check my messages. Four unread messages. I go into message one and it says Hi dumb dumb! :p...more and MORE! Until I get the fourth message! 

The fourth message said: Five baby birds have gone missing. It happened at Knobohuass Road. 

Finally I'm there! I arrived on my regular vintage pogo stick.

I see oil every where, strange three pronged foot prints, 2 dotty feathers and a small bird skull whith blood on it in a nest. I see another dotty feather. I pick up the feather in the nest and bring it back to base.

I drop the feather in the dna-anator! I get the machine to analyse and tell me what dna it is. IT'S A PEACOCK!   

I get out my spy-pad and I text my boss Czar and emma.

I'VE DONE IT!
Waiting aproval...
Waiting aproal...
DING!
Good job secret agent 0010, you may rest now.

Tuesday

Tuesday night...

In the murky swamp Fallen over logs are in the water, Croaking sounds echoing, the main animals are... Frogs. They have warts on there backs. 

Big slurpy and fat.

''Z Z Z Z-Croak?''

The lilly pad with the frog on it starts to hover over the murky water! 

ZOOM! 

Out of the swamp one bye one, they catch up to the others zooming through the neighbor hood. 

They cannon bomb into a rugby studium. 

Then the birds that were pirching on the goal posts are knocked off and killed by the frogs!

    2 hours later...

They come to a place with Vraals, ghazts, sand beasts, glus, and reeahs.

   There's the Gorl slashing and sliceing and diceing

   through the monsters!

The Gorl is an ferce fighter!
luckly the frogs made it through safely.

Morning strikes.
They fall into the stream looking terrerfied!
They are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo board with there pond.
Next tuesday night...

FLYING PUPPIES!!!

Octobull

What an Octobull looks like? 
An octobull is an octopus and a bull mixed together. It has weak bull legs on it's head. It has suckers that poos out ink that are under its HUMONGOUS tentacles. It has a golden ring pearsed through it's nose. Big golden horns on it's head that makes it look scary. It has blue tentacles hanging off it's face. It walks on it's tentacles. It can fly with it's tentacles. 

Where dose an Octobull live?
It lives in,on...                     ___                   **
                                          /       \                 ** \ 
cloud,   ~~~~~    sea,    __|_____|__    land. __|__
           ~~~~~~
            ~~~~~

When an Octobull flies into the fluffy white clouds it squirts it's ink into the clouds. Some times it turns the clouds into a storm!, Or it could turn the clouds into obsidian stone for it to walk on the clouds.When it is sun set the Octobull goes to get something to eat in the sea. It sucks onto a rock then when it sees a sea cucumber or a moray eel, It flings the rock at the sea cucumber, The grossness comes out and it eats the grossness. On land it has TERRIFYING bull riding contests! When the "bull'' kills the dare devil other dare devils come to try to beat this thing! (they wont even get near to the end of the ride!) Hee hee! It's all ready insane so they don't have to wave a red sheet in front of it. 

                           Predators.                             
The predators are Orca, Mantaray, Basking shark,  Great white shark, Grizzly bear. The Octobull flies into the sky to get away from the predators. 

                              Babies.                   
The babies have no eyes at first, but they grow there eyes. It takes 1 month before there babies have grown there eyes. It looks like they have got human bodies when they are born because they have no fur.            

The octobull will never be extinct because they just fly into the sky to escape predators. They are the emperor of the land, sea, and sky.

"Aaaaahhhhh" I'M SUN BURNT!!! I hop in to the water at Dead island! I see a bone and fish bones and a gooey fish eye! I grab the bone Since I have  the bone I can finaly reach and knock down fleshy co co nuts! 

 I sprinted to the other side of  the BIG laggoon and...  I dive in to the lagoon whoa! Fishys! Rainbow trout! Salmon yumy! I try to catch some salmon. GOTCHA!
 I see a sign saying: zOmbies fishing! ''Emma? what are you doing here?" "I got stranded on this island!'' Emma said. 










''ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU! "AAAAAAAAH!"Emma screamed!'' 

It had blood all over its face as it's guts were splurting out! And we could see its rib cage! "Realy Emma? There harmles!" I exclaimed. "Try and kill it." NO WAY! Emma ranted! ''Then you will die. Or you could use my pocket knife?'' ''FINE! Now I am going to go into the water. SPLASH! ''WHAT THE HECK! 'EMMA THERE'S THIS TIGER FISHY THINGY!!!'' I said in a frightend voice. It twirled for me. It... well... IT SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE WITH ITS TAIL! It felt like the scales were knifes! UH-OH... You probably know what will happen. 














I turned into a zOmbie! Emma sprinted away because she was scared to death.

animal thing

Bob... bob... bob... bob. ''Connor look a dogie in water! ''Lets chase it! ''Hello puppy doggie.'' WOOF-URR-WOOF-URR! ''Huh?'' I went back to my mum to get a ball. But was some thing WRONG with it? All I knew was this THING creeps me out of my mind! ''Or... it was a weird looking seal!''  ''But...'' WOOF+URR=SEOG! ''I went to the seog and threw the ball. ''It slowly limped out of the water then I could see its body! It had floppy flippers and my ball in its mouth. 




''Now THAT makes sense!" It would eat dog food  mixed with fish. ''DROP the ball!'' And it droped the ball '' If you want it?' GO AND GET IT!" I threw the ball over to mum.'' ''It started limping over to mum.'' It went a bit faster.'' And faster like a  chicken.'' And that's how fast it could go. When we were there I said ''mum look what I found.'' WOW!!!'' Should we take it to the vet?... WHINE WHINE WHINE! Its alright its alright. The vet said what do you want it to be? A...doggi-"NO you are not allowed a dog!" "Mum  It has a boxer head! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE!" Mum let us keep it as a dog! The vet inject's the seog with a needle. It turned into a dog and its flippers dissepeared and it grew four legs. It became my pet.