Monday, June 23, 2014

The Library

When the library shuts up at night
 lights are going out at all the houses It's so quiet that a fly can be heard

  Suddenly HONK HONK  to say "clear!"   peeps out from books, the beedy eyes of BABY MONKEY! Hamilton squidlegger, Pigoh, Catoh, Super worm, Gruffalo, Walter the farting dog, Winnie explode out of the books anger because they were in the books to long.   

Baby monkey was rideing through paper,
 Catoh & Pigoh are sailing in the catoh-marang catching pok and fish, Walter was still farting his way out of the book.  Finally they all played catch the pok and ... Pigoh won!!!

The morning comes when the sun brightens up the library. The charecters pounce into the books and Walter didn't get to play because he was to busy farting! 

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Guinea pigs!

Do you know what a rodent is? It is an small animal that has 2 teeth that stick out the front of it's mouth. They can be rats, mice, GUINEA PIGS! They  are so cute!
 "Why are they so cute?"


 Do they have pig tails? With pink bow? Nope! There eyes are right on top of it's head. They can be brown, gold, black, white, grey. They have short little legs with paws with three fingers with claws.


"Oh what do guinea pigs eat?" 

They eat THE GOODNESS IN POO! Guinea pigs also eat vegetables. Pellets are a  round food dried for guinea pigs. They are elergik to rhubarb. And apples are a treat.  

Baby guinea pigs. When baby guinea pigs are born they can see. When they are born they are the size of the palm of  your hand. They suck on the mothers ******s for 2 to 3 weeks until they can eat grass.     

What do guinea pigs live in?

They live in hutches. Hutches are mostly triangles. One part is long and it has wires across and down it then  a sheltered part. You need a sheltered bit because guinea pigs hate sun. Just if your going to get an guinea pig DO NOT PUTT PUTT YOUR HUTCH OVER A BUTT-ER CUP OR A POPPIE OTHER WISE... YOUR GUINEA PIG IS DOOMED! Just warning you.

If you read that red mesage you can get one! Guinea pigs are a mind blowing pet. Would you get one now?                                   
      

                              I'm so brave! 

                               The winner!
                 

Thursday, June 05, 2014

Door magic

"Bath time," shouted mum. I stop the running bath and hoped in.  I wondered why it was so bumpy. I peered down below me and there was something brown.  Quickly I pulled the plug and as the water drained away I saw a door.  It was rough and all Different type's of woods,birch wood, oak wood, jungle wood, spiky ^^^ pine wood! It was a BIG suprise, IT WAS A DOOR! Wait did I s@y door two times!?!  The water was slowly draining away because of the key hole. That was good because I actuly wanted to look through it so when the water was washed  away I could LOOK in the key hole! So now after the water was gone I peered through the key hole and murmured "White and blue?"  Then ^>!^>SPARK!>z><z>!z>z<! "O...OKAY" I stammered. I looked again... ^z><z>! Then I reached for  thedoor handle I gulped. WAW WAW E E E E E E  O O O O O O O O O O WA SLAM "was that a Wubbox(Its the RAREST monster In the monster UNIVERSE!)" So I opened the door again! BOO ZUKA ZA BOO SHUKA ZA ZA ZA ZA ZA Z SLAM! Grumpere! (a monster worth a thousand diamonds). Then I fully opened the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! THUMP! Yikes that was scary! So I went to explore around  the place. I heard more stuff, stuff, stuff, STUFF EEK! I turned around... Oh it's just a Dragong ( a monster worth 25000 diamonds). After a while the Dragong was still folowing me! "Cool! I've got a pet Dragong!" I found a small cave it had sparkley stuff! I found a pick-axe and rope. I went mining for dimonds 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,1,11,12, 8 Years later........ 2 5 0 0 0! They were BRIGHT green and sparkleing in the dark cave. I went outta the cave by rope. The Dragong was still in th... COOL! It's climbing with it's gongs on its feet! CLANG! CLING! CRASH! Yay were out of the cave. I saw the door straight in front of me! CREAK! I'm back in my bed I saw the door on my bed. I saw the Dragong's gong... CLANG I griped onto it I pulled it out... CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!                                 
It was my own pet Dragong!




Monday, May 26, 2014

Creepy earth island!

Zzz... zzz... z-yawwwwn Hi mum.
WH@T THE where am I?!? Get me outta here! I was sleeping on LAVA! Come on I'm having a look around. I herd a slight echo of music? There were 3 pits of lava. THE MOUNTAIN LOOKED LIKE A FACE! There was a old hut and old mossy steps up to the hut. MY BED WAS SINKING & I WAS STILL ON IT. 321 I wanted to land on the lumpy land surfece. JUMP! YAY! I landed on the land. I had to be cerefull because there was lava everywhere! I was getting closer to the music. So I tiptoed to the steps and went up them. It led me to the cave. I could see black yep.. pitch black. I went through there and my eyes could see in the  dark. I could see tiny lava flows through the cave. I heard a humming bass getar noise. It sounded like this.  Mmneow  neow ne  ne mmneow! I know what it was! It's a hum bug(off my singing monsters) or my tablet? So I was getting closer to the music! I heard it more clear now. Aha! I know! It's the earth island on My singing monsters! A Mammot and a Pompom(those are monsters)! Dandidoo and a tweetle? Well... those were what I could hear. Ooh was that a  Squi Squiner? Oh forget about it! I'M GOING IN!I steal the POMPOM'S pompom's and
 wave them in the air like bilonker and shout "POO POO PEE POO POO!" Then all of a sudden they stoped there music and steard at me. "Hi" I said. "What type of monster are you?" the pompom said. I'm not a monster. I'm a BOY! "Are you a cybop"     NO I'M A BOY! Do you know the way out? "Yes down the bottom at the map. Okay. "Try cold island". Yep. TAP! shwooooo! I'm back on the ground in my bed room.  

Monday, May 19, 2014

Te Mata Peak Trip

Yawn! I woke up from my bed Later on... 
EXTORDENERLY it was the red woods trip.
When we packed our bags Mrs H gave our 
energy bars? (more like cupcakes).
So for us we went on the bus to get to the red woods it was a good time for me and czar                to read a book...... Then after the LOOOOOOONG wait we had arrived at the Red woods.We went over the stile with  STYLE! I saw an BIG dirt path... My group were >>>running
  to brain food in the little red woods. I opened my lunch box I took one bite...of my energy bar. It was too delishes so I had to have another bite and another and another. So on we went... there was two hill thing's I went on it and the others did too. We ran all along the hill until it ended back on the path. I heard guy's talking to each other.Up... down... up up up up we went & my leg's were aching!
  We went twirling UP & down the hill.
Then... we went DOWN! An hour later...
Were there for once! I saw the stream!
LA LA LA  I found a bridge made out of BIG sticks. Wobble wobble went the big bridge of sticks as I went over the bridge. WHOA I almost fell off the bridge into a tiny trickling stream. I started off helping with the sticks to build our hut >>>whoooooop!I got distracded   A bow & arow! A stick. A string. A small stick with a \/ in the end of it. Squigle tie pull stretch twip clong click it's done! A while later I went back to helping stretch the tarpollen done. We ate our food there was NO room in our hut! So I went in Czars hut and ate my lunch in there. We had to clean up our huts and go all the way back to the start and sadly I stepped in dog poo but it was still a good day.    

Wednesday, May 07, 2014

Holiday Story

Finally it was the EASTER HOLIDAYS! 
Chocolate animal egg heads were yummy! 2 hours later...
Neeeeewwwwrrrrrrrreewwwrrrr sped the car. 
We were going to...? Drum roll please!
DRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRRRRRRR! 
Auckland! This is gona be so exiting! Hnhnhnorr... hwoooo... hnhnhnorr... hwoooo wiwibiwibiwib!
Are we there yet... ... ... ... ... ... are we there yet (no!) ... ... ... ... ... ... Are we there yet... (NOOO!)
We are NOT there yet ok? Hmmmmm noop.
Tra la la blah la. To make the time go fast>>>>>>

                       !GRAFFITI FIND!
 One two...three...four...twenty four.
Finally were at auckland! We went to our cousins 
Lilly & Jack for the holiday's. We went to...
CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN.                                     We went in the museum. '' WOW! " 
That Crystal is  HUGE! & that looks 
like a dinosour egg! They were sparkly 
    rainbow colours & different shapes & sizes!                                          COOL!...                
  Later on... Boing boing boing I was bungy jumping.                                 That's another story.  

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Kowhai seed

The kowhai tree is native to new zeland. It has yellow flowers. It has brown pods. It has nectar for native birds. It grows by the river. 

*1 pluck a pod off a Kowhai tree.

*2 Shred a lump off the pod.

*3 Pull out a seed and get some sand paper.

*4 Sand on the brown side NOT yellow side.

* 5 Place seed into warm water.

*6 Wait 3 day's then take it out.             

*7 Get a gardening cup. Scoop soil to where 
the curved thing in the pot.










*8 Poke a hole in the soil to half way.

*9 Install the seed into the hole then smother the 
soil over the seed.

*10 Give it some water every day (just a tiny bit) and put it outside in the sun. Bring it inside at night so it can have warmth and not die.

*11 Wait 2 week's then maybe it will sprout!!!